High Drama

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Important for Fall

1. wearing waders while teaching 3rd graders about terrapins is imperative after the 1st frost. plus it protects against squashy panties.
2. dropping a pull-n-peel twizzler in hot cocoa does not make the cocoa a happy fruity flavor and leaves the twizzler a warm mushy worm.
3. rain is dealt with best while wearing a rain hat (converts to sun hat with flip of brim...also very stylish)
4. running about shouting COOKIES!!!!! does not make cookies appear. sadly.
5. wandering room to room going cookies? cookies? also does not make cookies appear. still sadly.
6. the grocery store does not carry cookies that i can eat. except pepperidge farm mini chessman cookies. a serving size is 9. NINE??? who can eat just nine cookies? theres only 2 dozen in the bag!
7. a no-sew fringed reversible fleece blanket can be made in less time than it takes to watch a movie.
8. how are these things important for fall??? staying on topic is difficult and occasionally useful.
9. sharing slightly naughty thoughts with others, while very fun and friendly, is generally looked down upon. only because those haughty people do not get naughty thoughts shared with them. harumph.
10. fall is the time for cuddling. and if a very friendly person is not available, a cat or a fleece blanket is acceptable.
11. even in the fall you do not need what equates to 150 gallons of fabric. really. no its true.
12. cookies? COOKIES!!!!!


At October 15, 2004 at 10:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So make cookies already! You can do it while shouting "CO-O-O-KIES" a la cookie monster. You can even freeze dough and make only a few at a time unless you eat half the uncooked dough.

At October 15, 2004 at 11:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

1) Squashy panties doesn't sound fun. Lets move on, eh? 2)And doesn't it just stink when things don't work out the way you want?
3)The rain/sun hat is deffinatly you, not exactly stylish, but you pull it off, some how. (Kidding)
4,5)I think it's safe to say the previous commentor said enough on the cookie thing.
6)The nine in a serving thing, it's crazy huh? Cereal is like based on 2 tablespoons, who eats two scoops?
7)Lemme guess, you just grabbed fleece from one of your many bins and just used that huh?
8)Staying on topic is useful.
9)Lets move right on past the naughty thought one...
10)I have none of the three options, what do I do now Dr. Shannon?
11)REALLY?! I did not know I don't need 150 gallons of fabric.
12)No, no cookies, your just leading yourself on, and you'll end up breaking your own heart, just stop.


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