High Drama

Sunday, August 22, 2004

Jenny's Useful Advice

1. while rice krispie treats are almost like cereal, they should not be eaten 3 meals a day
2. when feeling odd just think of lochia. You can sing it, like the chia pet song
3. use words that are predominately made of the vowel E
4. eat 16 mini candy bars but save the snickers for last
5. remember that you are not pregnant so your life is better
6. think of colin firth
7. denying self of tasty foods (candy bars etc) makes one grumpy, but very possibly thin as well
8. you can't fool yourself that mashed cauliflower is mashed potatoes even tho it's the same color

2 Comments:

At August 27, 2004 at 6:41 AM, Blogger g said...

But if you add cheese to the mashed cauliflower it is quite tastey, though still not mashed potatoes. Mmmm.... Cheese. I should make some mashed cauliflower soon, thanks for the idea.

 
At August 27, 2004 at 6:45 AM, Blogger cat said...

cheese, like chocolate can make most anything better.

i like the mini milky ways the best:)

thinking of colin firth no matter what is also a good idea.

 

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